Woodsian

A screw up of epic proportions, likely to cause misery in one's life and not soon to be forgotten.

"Man, my wife found my stash of midget porn...there had to be 100 films hidden in my trunk."

"Wow...that's down right Woodsian."

Or:

"I'm in it deep...I was humping my wife and called out her twin's name...we're talking Woodsian trouble, dude."

by LickYourLaugh December 10, 2009

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.

Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"

by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

Woodsin

To shag indiscriminate chicks without regard for marriage or a long term relationship with a woman.

Popularized by golfer Tiger Woods and his trangressions.

"That Steve is such an a-hole. When his girlfriend was out of town, he was out woodsin with the ladies. What a douche"

by msch2 December 2, 2009

woodsman

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.

by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004

Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017