Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019
Get the Spam-man mug.The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
by Sherbulop June 5, 2020
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The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
by capooter February 25, 2009
Get the Man Mimes mug.1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
by Ryan Avery, MD (special thanks to Jon Stewart) October 22, 2004
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by webeclowning October 30, 2019
Get the No man November mug.You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015
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