taking the test 

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.

"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"

taking the test by The man yak September 23, 2007

taking it up the pooper 

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum

Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!

taking it up the pooper by the johnster November 12, 2013

Taking the Meek 

It basically means taking the L, which stands for taking the loss. But this loss was the beef between Meek Mill vs. Drake. Meek Mill took the L so hard, they started saying 'taking the Meek'...

Boy #1 : Our high school basketball school took the loss against your school..
Boy #2 : Haha.. Your school loves taking the Meek.. 😂😂😂

Taking the Meek by iam_d26 September 7, 2015

taking out the trash 

slang for masturbating

person 1: "Are you ready yet?"
person 2: "Hold on im taking out the trash."
person 1: "Awww dude thats gross."

taking out the trash by The Original BA blackbelt April 25, 2010

taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

taking a wizard by Felix M. October 1, 2006

Multi-Tasking 

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.

"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beer before we leave."
Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated

Multi-Tasking by Mcclintock Beaux June 23, 2009

TAKING UP THE SLACK 

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

TAKING UP THE SLACK by Paul January 12, 2004