Everybody Wants To Rule the World 

1. A 1985 song by the British band Tears for Fears.

2. Basically the most true line ever. EVER. See Julius Caeser, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Happy Bunny.

1. "GEE WILICKERS, I JUST LOVE THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

2. Damn. Broseph Stalin wanted to rule the world.

Everybody Wants To Rule the World by Μην καλείτε το όνομά μου April 24, 2010

Ja Rule Hater 

A man with balls. One who can see that Ja Rule is a useless piece of shit who cannot rap and looks like a sewer rat.

Ja Rule haters of the world, UNITE!!!

Ja Rule Hater by middle finger August 17, 2003

5 second rule 

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

5 second rule by Josh July 10, 2004

The 5 Hour Rule 

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

The 5 Hour Rule by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010

five second rule 

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

five second rule by drew s April 19, 2004

one third rule 

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.

His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!

one third rule by JohnnyFlash71 October 16, 2010