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Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
by John Lockson July 27, 2024
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Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.
hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!
by local kingsburg man September 12, 2023
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Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?
by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023
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Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier
If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons
by CanukGuy September 28, 2023
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Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.
I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.
by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023
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Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,
by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023
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Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023
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