The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖

Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019

Hams

Hams The meaning of this name is the quiet voice, or whisper

My Hams is cute and has very nice hair, and has big and very pretty eyes.
She has a Hot Body!
She has a very beautiful personality and way of speaking!
If I see her smile I can't control myself, she is really beautiful 3>.
This is a human name, not an animal!

It's my crash. I hope you fall in love with me.
If I see her, I feel like my stomach will explode! I feel butterflies inside.
If you don't know Hams, I hope you will find someone who looks like her because it is very rare. <

by Sadeem November 21, 2021

HAM

Hot ass mess

You know I'm a HAM right now!!

by KHatch July 2, 2021

HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)

I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.

by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020