Clementi

Usually is a huge dick to just about everyone around her

Wow no need to be a Clementi

by SomerandomdudefromWI June 1, 2017

Clean Wipe

When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it

"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"

by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

pister clean

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.

My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean

by :(mynoduesp ro) eman ruoY December 15, 2008

nipping clean

When you have passed a stool and nipped it off cleanly, there is almost no need for toilet paper.

I've been for a pool and hardly had to wipe my bum as it was nipping clean.

by Sun gold July 27, 2017

moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018

Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.

P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.

by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010