This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
Get the Flatonia Closet Trapmug. Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.
When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
Get the booby trap batemug. by crusstypatty December 17, 2020
Get the Trap Boi Echomug. you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,
A Canadian Bear Trap
A Canadian Bear Trap
by de brad January 22, 2007
Get the Canadian Bear Trapmug. by SRJmama November 10, 2008
Get the snappy crab trapmug. Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot
by Storm_15 April 14, 2018
Get the Your Grandpap a Trapmug. Traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. On the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have sex with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing.
by Tony July 17, 2006
Get the Chinese finger trapmug.