Toaster

A person who pops your toast.

I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004

Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

by Neffyy November 2, 2008

Toast

Best ghost-runneroverer eva!

(You killed Church) (Double kill) (Triple kill) (Kiltacular)

by Dmitriv October 3, 2003

milked toast

Someone (usually a guy) who is a dork who tries to be cool and fails miserably. Usually older, (18-40) and also a wuss or acts wussy; lacks a backbone.

Cary Elwes character from Liar Liar is a perfect example.

Did you see Lisa's new boyfriend? Don't know what she sees in him, the guy's milked toast.

by Greg S May 25, 2005

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

French Toast

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

by THE ABDOMINATOR March 18, 2009