A family that does one or more of the following:
constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
by the_polar_express May 27, 2009
Get the Shit Familymug. The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.
See swamp ass.
See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
by LosrDogg July 21, 2009
Get the swamp shitmug. "I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
by Schmain May 20, 2008
Get the cracked the shitsmug. Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus June 2, 2011
Get the shit bakermug. by rperazag May 15, 2010
Get the un-shitmug. When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.
by Ted January 14, 2004
Get the giggle shitmug. by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017
Get the shit on the floormug.