King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.

Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !

by Quad32x December 21, 2008

awesome sausage

emotion of gratification in a compromised situation; showing pleasure by giving reference to the compromise bewteen awesome flavorings of sausage, each together sacrificing their induividuality and independence to combine to form one tasty breakfast treat

Going to the party instead of your mom's house? That's awesome sausage bro!

by PrettyRicky808 November 6, 2011

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011

bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage

Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.

Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"

by mesgônimo June 20, 2015

fat sausage cunt

A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit

1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt

3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.

by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016

Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021