jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

by airun August 02, 2008

hit that glide

To go out, to leave, to check out the local party scene.

Guy 1 "Yo its friday night whats the plan?"

Guy 2 "I dont know but i'm gonna hit that glide and find out."

Guy 1 "Yo man this party is dead, I'm out."

Guy 2 "Werd, I'm bout to hit that glide too."

by J Fri May 12, 2008

Clit Hit

When two lesbians simultaneously bang their clits against each other during sex.

Did you see Rochelle and Michelle on that tape Clit Hittin'?!

by notalesbianbutsheafreakdoe April 01, 2011

Hit Dice

When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc

Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice

by Myownbestdonkey September 06, 2019

hitting it hard

For one or several people to wake up in the morning well rested and ready to make the day their “bitch” otherwise known as hitting the ground running

Me and the boys decided we were going to be hitting it hard in the morning

by BigredCherry September 16, 2020

hit a cycle

To sleep with four women, in no particular order, where each of the four must be from a different Scandinavian country. This is done over a short period of time (no longer than four days/nights) with no women from other countries being slept with during this time. A natural cycle is to sleep with a woman from each Scandinavian country in this order: Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Usually military men from the United States and Canada, stationed somewhere in the EU, participate. This has been known to take place at holiday resorts where women from each Scandinavian country are present abundantly (for example, Thailand). Of course, unlike baseball with observable evidence, whether a cycle is reached or a natural cycle is acheived is rather doubtful, as most men claim success and yet in reality very little has taken place between the braggart and the woman in question.

Example:
Person One: Jim! Where is she from, man?!
Jim: Denmark!
Person One: Think you can hit a cycle?
Jim: I know so, man!

by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009

Hit the Buick

Derived from "Hit the Wall". Getting stuck behind a slow driver after cruising along smoothly. Usually occurs on a two-lane highway in good weather after a long stretch of empty road and is caused by an elderly driver in a Buick (because that's what they buy) going below the posted speed limit.

We were cruisin' nicely on Highway 138 until we hit the Buick and there was no place to pass him.

by Pooch05 August 11, 2009