frosty mike

to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.

hey fuckstick! i gave your mom my turd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.

after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.

i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.

frosty mike by fairf December 21, 2007

White Mike 

a white male typically raised in black/urban environment, adores black women, despises and rejects anything caucasian including white women. Adored by black women. The only white guy at the party that everybody loves. Possibly a rapper or dj. Blacker than some of his black friends proving the "white" in White Mike is actually quite ironic. Fly ass dude.

White Mike gets more black girls than me.

White Mike is black, he's just real real lightskin.

White Mike knows all the bad bitches

White Mike by christopher michaels June 25, 2010

Prison mike

Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.

Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!

Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?

Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...

Prison mike by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020

pulled a mike 

mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.

it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.

to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)

BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you

pulled a mike by ipulledamike April 22, 2011

Dyke-Mike 

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

Dyke-Mike by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

Mikey Mike Mike

A complete retard. nothing more nothing less

Mikey Mike Mike is a complete retard

Mikey Mike Mike by lost cause November 19, 2018

The mike frick

To go down on a girl from behind with her in doggy style position

Her breath smelt of puke so I gave her the mike frick.

The mike frick by Davesnothere86 September 25, 2011