Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.

Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!

by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023

Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

by Shingler May 31, 2023

HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins

The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens

Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff

by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023

Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by TheRussianHippo July 3, 2023

holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better

"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."

by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023