Facebook Marry 

1. Adding your Spouse on Facebook as "Married"
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.

1. I need to facebook marry my wife on facebook, she just made one.
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?

Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!

Facebook Marry by facebookmarriagecounseler April 7, 2011

facebook epidemic 

something, like a note, that spreads like wildfire throughout facebook.

Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

facebook epidemic by cmakk January 30, 2009

facebook fucked 

The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.

Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.

facebook fucked by jinxychill August 30, 2010

Facebook Hickey 

Marking your territory by making it obvious on their facebook wall that you hooked up with him or her

Jan: So who is this girl that you sucked face with last night?

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.

Dick: Damn....

Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.

Joe: What are you talking about?

Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.

Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.

Facebook Hickey by ktespo July 3, 2009

facebook ac130 

when you have posted a comment, commented on that person's status, and liked other people's wall posts on one particular person's facebook wall so many times that you have absolutely destroyed this person's wall FOREVER.

James Parrish and Brian Delgreco facebook ac130'd Katy Delgreco's wall on 7/1/10 by wrecking the wall permanently

facebook ac130 by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010

Facebook Addicts 

All the people who are online when you log in at 2 am expecting to be the only one connected.

I'll log in later so Katy doesn't see me online and start wanting to chat.

Later: "Oh shit, Katy is fucking online, plus half of my fucken friend list!!

Freaking facebook addicts!

Facebook Addicts by PATO_scream September 2, 2010

Facebook Sex 

Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.

After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?

Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.

Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"

Facebook Sex by Brooksmeister March 29, 2010