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college mourning

Mourning the fact you're not a college student living off beer, Ramen noodles, and mommy and daddy's money anymore.
"Why does Johnnie still wear his (insert any) University football jersey and drink until he falls down?"

"College mourning."
by Paulzzy March 29, 2010
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Central College Pond

A gross, disgusting, germ-infested 3 foot deep body of "water" located in the middle of Central College's campus in Pella, Iowa. Students get thrown in it for their birthdays and ice skate on it in the winter.
"Ew, the Central College pond smells today!" "Today? It smells every day."
by centraldutch November 18, 2011
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mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.
Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."
by Labraderp September 13, 2017
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dubai college

Dubai college is a school with 99% smart asians and 0.5% white kids. The other 0.5% is Laura, the wholemeal pasta.
Damn you got to Dubai College? Ha, fat L. *forknife dance*
by dubaicollegerules! October 19, 2019
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Trinity College

An East Perth college who take pride in anal penetration via carrots. Trinity Teachers also enjoy watching students do such things. They love a little phap after classes taught by male teachers and tend the bathrooms at break time holding hands. Their cocks are average length, but thinner then pencils. All their second teams and lower suffer from lack of sperm in oral/anal cavities, while their first teams only suffer from itchy scrot. They are also know for preforming childish pranks including Phantom and lawnmower on peers. Many Trinity students prefer to be known by other abbreviations such as Sarah. Students are known for choosing anal before sex especially when it is done in the maccas bathroom.
Guy 1: "We're versing Trinity College this week"
Guy 2: "fuck, I remember half the team had green shit running down their legs"
Guy 1: " Yeah I saw that too. all their chairs also have two dildos attached"
Guy 2: "one to stop leaking and one to stop queefing"
by WesleyWankers May 12, 2021
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ITE college east

It's a big school Where all matrep ah Beng Minah and ah Lian come together to fight. Alot of betrayal and slashing and riot will happen. Weekly police visit. Ur life boring come join ite college East Ur life will constantly have drama .
Person 1: U from what school? Stare what stare Ah.

Person 2: from (any) school. You leh?

Person 1: ite college East why?

Person 2: understandable
by Brokejustliketheschool August 19, 2021
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Princess Mary College

Ironic slang name for Taroona High School near Hobart (the capital city of Tasmania, Australia).

Used to jokingly make a very good, but quite ordinary, state public school attended by Princess Mary of Denmark (formerly plain Mary Donaldson of Tasmania), sound like an impressive and expensive private school.
"No, I've decided not to send Elizabeth to St Michael's Collegiate. She will be attending Princess Mary College instead."
which means
"No, don't be stupid! I can't afford to send her to that snobbish school. She can go to Taroona High instead like her father."
by Jon uasj2 January 21, 2008
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