Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

Candy

HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?

Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

candy pain

Silly problems

Man that girl got some candy pain

by Rullpump February 25, 2018

Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store

I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up

by Dead Stu April 14, 2022

candy and raul

Best couple ever!!

Candy and Raul

by Lover05(; October 19, 2013

Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021