Tmp

Touch my pussy, or touch my penis

(text message)
1. I want you to tmp next time i see u..

by ammmannnddaaaa June 6, 2023

tmi

too much (of your personal) information (on the internet). i as in information technology and internet.

used as an abbreviation in short messages/comments etc on social media. In face-to-face conversation it is signalled by the timeout gesture. OMG like that's so tmi.

by macro organic June 13, 2023

TMS

An acronym for "The Mapperley Sprinters", a group of like minded Mapperley mum's completing the C25K.

G: Wowsers, did you just see all those women running past fast?
B: Yeah mate, that was TMS.

by darrybuffin June 14, 2023

TMD

Total Mosquito Death

Kill all mosquitos! TMD!!! TMD!!!

by StefyRomania June 21, 2023

TMalo

Someone who you would look up to. A very very private person with OCD. A GUY WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, He’s lovely to watch sometimes, especially when he’s on his shit and happy. He could be a person with exotic happy feet or just a good ole case of ANTS IN HIS PANTS.

Hey have you seen the TMalo guy? He must have special powers, cause he vanishes in the thin air.

by Mamigothusl 14 June 30, 2023

TMalo

Someone who you would look up to. A very very private person with OCD. A GUY WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, He’s lovely to watch sometimes, especially when he’s on his shit and happy. He could be a person with exotic happy feet or just a good ole case of ANTS IN HIS PANTS.

Hey have you seen the TMalo guy? He must have special powers, cause he vanishes in the thin air.

by Mamigothusl 14 June 30, 2023

TMOAC

"Throw myself off a cliff". Used when someone sees something cursed and/or extremely fucked up

P1: Hey dude
P2: Hi, what happened?
P1: I got pregnant and now I've got a 5 year old watching bear porn!

P1: I will tmoac then

by CarkyAmster July 11, 2023