Reverse Donkey Punch 

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.

"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"

Reverse Donkey Punch by Qisus March 2, 2010

angry donkey 

The act of insulting a woman while you're fucking her, just as you're about to cum. She will try to buck you off and the resulting ride will make you cum even harder.

I was buttfucking Sally last night, and just before I was about to cum I told her that her sister was a much better fuck. Man that turned her into a raging angry donkey and it made me cum even harder as she tried to buck me off. I felt like a rodeo star!

angry donkey by mechwatch July 21, 2006

Aisle Donkey 

Slang term used to refer to a flight attendant on board an aircraft.

Dan asked the Aisle Donkey for a beverage from her cart.

Aisle Donkey by Stephannie98 March 10, 2009

Pond Donkey 

An ass that's stuck or has a tendency to get stuck.

That pond donkey locked his damn-self in the closet again.

Pond Donkey by The Drew Bock May 21, 2009

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

Rabid Fruit Donkey by Christopher G September 5, 2008

Wallop the donkey 

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

Wallop the donkey by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

That sucks donkey dick 

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

That sucks donkey dick by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011