shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 20, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.

“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.

I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight

by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties

P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.

by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023

Clam Slam

To interrupt or prevent female arousal or sexual activity. Equivalent to the term used amongst men (cock block)

Ashley and Jenny were hooking up when their friend Stephanie walked in unannounced and interrupted them. Ashley yelled, “Steph, don’t be such a clam slam & call next time before you come over!”

by Clandy February 27, 2024