holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure

yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck

by animetiddies.com January 2, 2018

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

In the clams mouth

Being in a very bad situation

Hey did you study for the test? No, did you? No, oh man were in the clams mouth now!

by Twiisted February 8, 2019

Clam Broth

Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.

No one at the wedding was pleased that Donna served her clam broth to all the sick kids.

by Ranchman January 18, 2017

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 2, 2021

clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

by JoeCook February 11, 2015

Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.

Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants

by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013