Fat Brandon 

A sandwich consisting of steak, bacon, chick fingers, french fries, melted cheddar cheese, mozzarella sticks, ketchup, and mayonnaise. It is generally made on a lunch truck in the city of Newark by a small little man with curly hair who is thoroughly excited by the word Fat Brandon and has an odd unknown accent. This particular sandwich often brings on sudden erection and spontaneous ejaculation. Women have been known to orgasm just at the sight of this sandwich. It often makes people have a sudden urge to receive a blumpkin.

"This Fat Brandon was so good I need to change my underwear."

Fat Brandon by CravenBullet June 7, 2011

Big Brandon 

Your fat boy best friend who is annoying as shit sometimes.

What's up big Brandon?

Fuck off serafina

Big Brandon by Kxtty December 12, 2019

Let’s go Brandon 

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, preform oral sex on each other in the cab of a pickup truck.

Hey Jim, at halftime, let’s go Brandon!

Let’s go Brandon by Thatonelesbian October 20, 2022

National Brandon Scott Day

On November 5th, all Brandon Scott’s are to be celebrated for being legendary.

National Brandon Scott Day is a day used for celebrating the Brandon Scott’s of the world.

National Brandon Scott Day by Brando Scott October 22, 2019

the brandon 

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

the brandon by Brandon July 23, 2004

Dark Brandon 

A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.

person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid

person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!

Dark Brandon by Another Dark brandon acolyte August 26, 2022

william brandon 

The coolest guy you will ever meet. He has a very large meat and fucks a lot of bitches. He is the shit and girls want to masterbate when they see him.

that guy is totally a William brandon

william brandon by deron baker January 22, 2017