Waffle

Large sagarajic ring from a gumball machine

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!

by Mike February 5, 2004

Waffle

The Pancake's kickass older brother

You can eat Waffles without syrup and still like the taste.

by leggomyeggobiatch July 4, 2009

Waffle

A younger sibling who is more attractive than his elder brother or sister

"Wow, Tom is definately a waffle. Did you see his older brother Andrew?"
"Yeah, I guess Tom got all the good genes."

by jfhngkjdngkjdfg April 18, 2010

Waffle

Slang for the verb: To Drink and/or drinking

This is especially useful with drinking games in a college dorm.

1: Whatcha doin'?
2: Waffle!
1: Waffle? That's what's up!

or

While playing circle of death:

1: The word "drink" is may no longer be said aloud
2: We can't say drink?
1: No. Waffle!

by saltydogg087 October 28, 2010

waffle

yummy potato based food

i eat my waffle w00t

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

awful waffle

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

by slicrider September 28, 2008

Waffle Face

Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.

Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.

by Wild Bill Blackstar August 14, 2012