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Trump Trolled 

1) When you have been trolled into believing or questioning that what you did was not a product of your actions.

2) When you have been trolled to the maximum; trolled beyond all recognition.

3) When you are trolled into doing something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

4) When someone trolls you by contradicting their original statement, then argues the contradicted point for as long as possible, confusing you on their actual standpoint.
1) Guy 1: Yeah! I sniped that guy across the map!

Guy 2: Nope, that was my gun, and my bullet, so that kill was mine. You just held the gun in position as I pulled the trigger.

2) Guy 1: Obama is from Kenya, those papers are fake.

Guy 2: No way in hell! Those papers are real!

Guy 1: Nope, not happening, its fake.

Guy 2: You are retarded!

Guy 3: Relax man, he just Trump Trolled you.

3) Guy 1: Hey kid, wanna buy this quarter for a dollar?

Guy 2: No, that is dumb.

Guy 1: This quarter will be worth 7$ dollars next week.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, right, lemme buy it!

4) Guy 1: I hate halo!

Guy 2: Why? Your just a hater.

Guy 1: I hate Halo but Sargent Johnson didn't die.

Guy 2: What... How would you know... and he did die!

Guy 1: Nope, no way in hell, your wrong, he lived.

Guy 2: He died on the last mission, you see his memorial!

Guy 1: Nope, your wrong, you imagined all of that.

Guy 2: *Rage quits*

trump tweet attack 

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues
since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals
trump tweet attack by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2016

Trump-Truth 

A statement made by President Trump which he says with conviction, like it's completely true, but it's obviously bullshit to anyone with two eyes and a brain.
"President Trump said that Schumer agreed to 25 billion for the wall."

"That was a Trump-Truth. Schumer did no such thing."
Trump-Truth by mostlycarbonite January 27, 2018

Trump Thumper 

A die hard trump supporter who thinks everything out of his mouth is truth.
Did you hear bill died. How he ingested disinfectants. Man what a trump thumper.
Trump Thumper by Shade616 April 26, 2020

Trump Tourette Syndrome 

The uncontrollable urge to curse loudly upon seeing or hearing Donald Trump
I was watching the news this morning when they mentioned the "president", causing me to engage in immediate Trump Tourette Syndrome. (TTS, for short)

Trump supporter 

Someone who supports Donald fuckin Trump. I don't suggest being one of these people.
Hey, I'm a Trump supporter...that means I'm crazy asf