Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend

I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good

by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020

Textationship

When your relationship is nothing but text messages. Your partner never answers the phone but texts you after you after every call.
You have heard your boyfriends voice once in 2 years.

I am so glad they give us unlimited messaging because my textationship with her would be expensive af!

by LJ4LSU August 1, 2020

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Textality

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.

"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."

by Godas almighty warlord March 5, 2021