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No the fuck it isn't you fucking wannabe.
Streamer "My life is so stressful bro! Looking up at the chat when I feel like it is so hard for me! Making up that story about visa issues to buy myself time while I figure out how to explain why my teenage wife is leaving me because I pretend to be a guy I hate to to fuck her AND getting her to keep her mouth about it is so hard."

Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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Stamerrary

An unnecessary time where someone comes to the act of stammering for now reason, usually in awkward pauses or silent Breakfast/lunch/suppers.
I’ve accidentally been Stamerrary
by LemonCard December 11, 2024
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Steamed Beef

A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.

To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026
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Steamroller

a sexual position in which a man gives his partner a reverse thigh job while recieving a blowjob from the front from a third person
Jack: "Man last night was wild! John gave me a steamroller until I busted all over Jeremy's face! fuckin' awesome dude!"
Jeremy: "Dude what the fuck that's private"
by Lunar_dlscord February 20, 2025
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Stearer

A stear is someone who has control issues who has to be in command even if they are not worthy of command or have basic control issues or will lead or stear you into a horrible situation. An overly controlling influencer.

An old term in the days of the real gay parties. Before the inclusive culture happened. Because before you couldn't be a copy cat stearer or quearer. Everyone had thier own character they developed no one was copying and you were not allowed at the party if you had certain issues or were a mimic copy cat.

So they would find stearers because they would use drugs or other things to stear the party and scene not allowing people to be themselves. Which was the backbone of the real gay scene befoe the inclusivity modern era.
Dale is a stearer watch out they let him in here but he will do whatever HE wants not caring about you...
by Forgotnwrod March 21, 2025
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Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
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