lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.

john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.

by being formless September 13, 2022

Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

rock the boogly

to openly and notoriously abstain from sex until marriage.

Logenia: I think that guy's totally gay. I mean he has all these girlfriends but never gets any.
Huberto: No, no, you've got him all wrong. He's definitely a straight guy who likes to rock the boogly.
Logenia: Are you sure?
Huberto: Yeah, he's been rocking the boogly since anyone can first remember. He rocks the boogly at home, school, church, on Playstation. Pretty much everywhere.
Logenia: Get out of here!

by Ohno Hediheh May 26, 2011

simp rock

A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.

I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.

by DJ Dash September 2, 2020

Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.

Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.

by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017

rocking knuck

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see his separated testes, popularized by Ben and Adam of the wonderful podcast Greatest Generation

That's a weird, alien planet where all the men wear flashy pants. All these guys are rocking knuck.

by FoofooThaSnoo June 18, 2019

rock-thirty

the time that a typical rock show starts. This can be useful to indicate to people when to come to a show, but also to indicate that it's kind of not specified (and will most likely start late). Obviously it's somewhat subjective and will change depending on location. If all bars close at 2AM, for example, rock-thirty is probably around 10:30-11PM.

wannabe groupie: Oh, you're playing at the club tonight? what time?
guitar player: rock-thirty, baby.
wannabe groupie: oh, that's kind of late for me, but have fun!!
guitar player: yeah, whatever.

by zha troof July 6, 2010