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A Fucking Mike 

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.
A Fucking Mike by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016
Related Words

dirty mike

the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."
dirty mike by courtchandler August 19, 2008

Icy Mike 

pissing in a condom, freezong and fucking, well, anything with it
lance just gave virginia the ol' icy mike
Icy Mike by bo lojob April 23, 2003

oscar mike 

Infinity Ward's new favorite fetish word. Implemented in everyday or formal use, in any circumstance, at any time, wherever IW thinks it sounds awesome and also rad. Used similarly to shalom or aloha- can mean "hello," "goodbye," "peace," and "please find a tent, marshmallows, two Model 1887 shotguns, and an M16 and camp for entire matches at a time."
Baseplate: Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines, this is baseplate. The convoy is oscar mike. Repeat, the convoy is oscar mike.

Sgt. Cpt. American Thunder: Acknowledged, baseplate, the convoy is oscar mike. Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines is en route. We are oscar mike, repeat, we are oscar mike.

Baseplate: Oscar mike oscar mike oscar mike.
oscar mike by teh_zanderer December 22, 2009

Oscar Mike 

On the move. If you are playing a game like Arma, Rainbow 6 and or any other tactical fps game and a person says this over voice chat they are most certainly taking the game way to serously.
Person 1: We are oscar mike.
Person 2: Rodger dodger eta 30 seconds to AO
Oscar Mike by Who is LMFAO March 7, 2018

Cashout Mike 

14 year old rapper, co signed by S6LTY, YEAT, CL4PERS, and more. This generations next big thing. Keep your eyes peeled for Cashout Mike
Ronald : Hey billy, have you heard that new Cashout mike song?

Billy : No
Cashout Mike by OrangeGrape February 23, 2022