Jonah Hills

A female with large breasts

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills

by Cocranium November 16, 2022

jontahia

Jontahia is a very kind, smart, and outgoing person. Everyone loves them. They have enemies but they are always be unbothered. If you have a friend named Jontathia, appreciate them. They aren't that fake, they just need to learn how to reasure and communicate.

Jontahia is so gorgeous...

by idekwymowtdfltg.rf,d December 16, 2022

Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.

Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3

by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022

johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 24, 2022

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self

Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me

by J..berryyy January 13, 2023

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023