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The ginger guy who sits opposite you in the office and wears glasses aka Ninja. Doesn't like much milk in his tea and drinks coffee after 12pm. Hates to go on an early lunch.
Jonathian "Do i have to do the 12 o'clock lunch, again?"
Jonathian by baldone October 28, 2010
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Jontavia 

A boy who loves sincerely. He often falls in love with one girl and its hard for him to let go of her. He usually loves sports especially football and seeks to be a leader. He is usually trust worthy and often is too nice.

He usually only dates girls with pretty faces and looks for the best. His life is a mystery and very few people know the truth about his life.
Damn that boy is Jontavia he brings a whole new meaning to love
Jontavia by thatboybe#1 March 8, 2011

jontahan 

When u cant spell jonathan
Man, i cant spelled jonathan wrong. It says jontahan
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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