Human

A species of sentient and intelligent carbon based lifeforms which evolved from a certain species of chimpanzee-like animals from a very, very long time ago. Humans (or homosapiens) have started from the caves doing nothing but following instincts and surviving, to basically becoming the main dominant lifeform on this planet we call Earth. The human race have achieved many great things and are very social, but face many issues such as pollution, conflict and war between the different sub-species of humans (ethnics) and other issues that may cause a major breakdown in the races’ economy, society and survival. Basically humans are just animals with great achievements, but with issues from human origins that if not taken seriously and if we dont cooperate, we all die. The war that may or may not be happening right now will mean nothing if there is nothing to protect in the future because of the humans’ ignorant behavior. We as a species are failing and have come to a point of no return. We must work together and forget our differences to rebuild our society into a world where we all fit together. Only then we can move to the next stage of the purpose of this species existence

“Humans are just creatures who will fight for their place in existence while destroying themselves”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017

human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.

Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.

by 01011110 October 4, 2017

Humane

This word usually means to be passionate, caring, and ethical. But can also mean to act human, you can say "This is acting humane." or, "He/She's acting humane."

"My sim acts so humane"
"This robot is so humane!"
Saying hello humanes though..That wouldn't work of course.

by Urana October 19, 2017

Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

human dip

Semen

Eat my human dip

by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017

human chickin nugget

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017