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Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .
Fred has always been Having Hoes .
by ...oh January 10, 2015
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fake hoe

a girl who makes a pathetic lies to become popular. some people may even pity this girl when she doesnt need it.
Oh, that girl? She's a fake hoe.
by purplepanda87 July 21, 2016
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Shanky Hoe

A trashy girl that fucks any thing with two legs (or four). Usually has a large Tattoo on her back and various other places.
Also Shanky Hoes have a trade mark crusty cunt with lots of dried smegma clinging to the scabs.
Some Shanky Hoes even have Crusty Nipple complete with left over jizm and smegma from the gangbang a month earlier.
Dude your girlfriend is such a Shanky Hoe
Or
Ew look at that Shanky Hoe you can see the crust through her jeans.
by Corvus_Corax October 1, 2004
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Thor that hoe

When one is recieving fallatio from ladyfriend, and they are about to climax (splooge). They pull out and ejaculate into said lady's face, they then proceed to hit her over the head and across her face with his one eyed monster and exclaims, "Great Odin's raven!"
When she was done, did you Thor that hoe?
by Flint House December 8, 2007
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HOE Business

1. A situation or act comprised of a combination of unecessary, consecutive hoe moves; hoeish activities.

2. created by a continuos rapid fire of hoe remarks causing a hoe move or activity to occur.

3. can only be done by a hoe ass person/individual that gains satisfaction from his/her hoe move..

4. a barrage of successful hoe moves, creating a hoeish atmosphere.
ex1:
Bill-"That's a fresh white T that you have on."
John-"I just bought it, thanks! I'm kind of thirsty do you have something to drink?"
Bill-"Would you like some "RED" soda? It's all we have. He he, I have some Sprite, but I wont offer it though."(laughing under breath)"

-the hoe move in this situation is that Bill recognizes that John has a fresh white T. Bill offers John "RED" soda, a white shirts worst enemy. Though Bill has sprite, he WANTED to be a hoe and not offer it, so in the event that "RED" soda gets on his white T, he'll get satisfaction knowing that his many hoe moves were sucessful. Along with the fact that he couldn't be the scape goat because John never asked if there were any other sodas. (something that can be argued between the two, but a hoe can avoid it for a time) lol inturn you have created HOE BUSINESS.
by a man of hoeish ways April 13, 2008
mugGet the HOE Businessmug.

Bitch-Hoe

A prostitute with an attitude. acts Mean or charges to much for a blow job.
That bitch-hoe just made me pay $40 to get a handy!!!
by demon July 20, 2004
mugGet the Bitch-Hoemug.

hoe nigga

Man carlton has been acting like a complete hoe nigga since last week
by cjc_10 June 15, 2014
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