Punch the monkey's head in 

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

Punch the monkey's head in by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

Red head 

A red head is an amazingly strong person with beautiful reddish hair. They are compassionate and one of the most loving people you will ever meet. Every day they put up with being called gingers and harsh words.

Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.

Famous red heads:

Queen Elizabeth the 1st

Shawn White

Vincent Van Gogh

Carol Burnett

And many many others!

Red head by A person who speaks her mind October 22, 2013

Smh My Head 

Created by the instagram meme gods smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

Smh My Head by SenseiCheekClapper January 9, 2018

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile

"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling by anakin skywalker May 16, 2013

muscle head 

Male (or female) body builder whose only concern in life is bigger muscles. Usually implies little-no brain activity.

John is a complete muscle head, nice to look at but nothing upstairs.

muscle head by Xavier2 January 17, 2007

lego head syndrome 

When a person gets or has a haircut that resembles that of a lego figure.

Mark: Damn, did you see Jeffrey's hair last night?

David: Yea, his barber must love giving his customers lego head syndrome.

lego head syndrome by DavidGend January 20, 2011

ol'head 

A Philly term used to address someone who u look up to. Or someone who is order than you. Wat up ol head

What up ol'head

ol'head by D-raww June 14, 2014