Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.

Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.

Cheerios Drunk by Ace 26 July 2, 2017

Sleep Drunk 

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

Sleep Drunk by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

sippy cup drunk

When one is intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol to the point that he can no longer be trusted to drink from fragile or spillable containers.

Craig was so hammered last night he dropped two beer bottles in the kitchen and knocked over a nearly full bottle of Early Times. He was sippy cup drunk.

sippy cup drunk by kradackledack April 17, 2009

Michael Caine Drunk

To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.

Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.

Michael Caine Drunk by Birmingham English Dictionary November 14, 2011

tucker max drunk 

The ultimate stage of drunkenness

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

tucker max drunk by Tucker Reader April 1, 2003

rimjob drunk

When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.

"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."

rimjob drunk by FrenchD1 September 18, 2008

Too Drunk 

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.

Too Drunk by Sammael May 29, 2004