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e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian
"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."
by Jo'Mamma May 3, 2008
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Christianity

Man's worst invention.
It is wrong in almost every way.
It's an invasive religion, that is weak because of the non-believers are supposedly "dangerous".
Christianity is the religion of anti-gay, and has caused 90% of all humans to hate gays.
Christian: "Hey! Jesus Loves Us!"
Good Person: "No! You damn Christian! Get the Fuck out!"
Christianity
by Nigga2DaResQ June 6, 2010
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christianity

christianity is dum shit
by dumshitchristianity October 3, 2008
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Christian

A person that has a relationship with God and is NOT afraid to show it. Chrisitanity is NOT a religion. The word "Christian" was made up for the followers of Jesus Christ. Anyone that follows Jesus whole-heartedly is a Christian. Some people think that it is a religion, but that is a common misunderstanding. Catholic is a religion, Baptist is a religion, Mormon(sp?) is a religion, etc.

People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him.

Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love.

Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.
Jimmy: Hey dude, where were you last night, there was a mad awesome party last night!

Jonsey: I was at church...yo

Jimmy: (grimaces) You're a Christian?

Jonsey: Yeah

Jimmy: So you're like super religious?

Jonsey: No, I'm in love

Jimmy: (confused)
by ServantofChrist March 29, 2009
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Christians

Good willed people that end up becoming under attack by millions due to the fact they have something to believe in.Many people get angry at them because they're nice and atheist just can't stand anything that might be good willed. Stereotypes such as not allowed to do anything fun are about as resonable as black people are all gangsters and mexicans all came to america illegally. Christians have won almost every war fought by them such as in WWII when hitler proclaimed himself a god and the emporer of Japan proclaimed himself a god also. This religion has been around thousands of years with all of the sudden atheist trying to rebel deny gods existance.
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Christians are just good people that do good things and follow God and get to make fun of atheist along the way such as
*Why did the atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
by kingjt13 February 23, 2009
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innocent Christian groupie

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.
Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!
by Jenn March 19, 2005
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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
by maschinetheist November 7, 2011
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