v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu
To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.
1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.
1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
by Derek December 6, 2003
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When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
by sup3r510th February 23, 2005
Get the captain hook mug.One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.
AKA: Your little brother
AKA: Your little brother
Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
by Varjack December 1, 2006
Get the Captain Pants mug.Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!
Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!
by Spicy-O August 25, 2008
Get the Captain Hook Junior mug.means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.
"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.
by Lynnieee October 24, 2008
Get the Captain Save A Hoe mug.A huge rip off of Captain Falcon in every way. Created by Marvel to mooch off the success of Falcon. Born on the planet Namek.
by LightningrodC August 22, 2010
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