Varjack's definitions

Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother

Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

by Varjack December 1, 2006

zelo

a perfect girl who is funny, hot and an absolute babe. eveyone wants a zelo and when they find one they shouldn't let go.

hey have you seen that girl Zelo?
yeah she’s an absolute hottie

by varjack July 1, 2018