Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

baddie candi

someone who is such a baddie and is the best person ever and is the it person.

“you look good”

“yeah i know im such a baddie candi”

by baddestcandi August 6, 2024

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010

Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 5, 2021