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chopping the carrot 

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:
"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!
Related Words

Chopper Plopper 

This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.
I was taking a shit, had to hover over the toilet to finish my Chopper Plopper.
Chopper Plopper by crickity April 1, 2010

dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.
April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.
dingle chops by lilly fisher March 14, 2005

Ching Chong Chopstick 

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.
“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”
Pretty much anything. Kind of like smurfs using smurf for anything.
Chopped by M-Dog Fizzle November 6, 2014
Vicodin, or pretty much any kind of pain killer.

Being "chopped" is the effect. A post-chop tear-down is eating a chop right after smoking some pot. They go hand in hand.
"Hey bro, hook it up with some free chops!" or "I'm fuckin' chopped up" or "Heinz, Hook it up with a chop!"

Chops by Chop Master November 22, 2007