On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.

Marques: "I didn't eat them chips on my mama!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."

by Krapochico April 23, 2024

My Carly

DUMB ASS BITCH! most annoying person on the planet. She is smart and has a loud voice. But is very SCARY AND HAS A BIG BUTT. And if you meet her all she will talk about is this stupid three humped camel. Also obsessed with a guy name jack. She also looks like a mushroom sometimes.

My Carly can twerk like Daniel Cohn WHAT A GIRL

by Dancers November 20, 2019

Over my ass

some stupid shit Doug said

over my ass is something that I can’t help describe tbh bc it’s that stupid not a term

by XLXIsaac3624 May 24, 2020

Suk My Shead

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)

Noah Safian, suk my shead brah

by NOAHISGAY June 1, 2014

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 2, 2013

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021