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mario penis

mario penis

by the giggle king lord of laughs August 25, 2021

Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

Penis Lips

When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.

Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks

Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips

by AwesomexLauren December 3, 2016

Zombie Penis

The ability to retain an erection after orgasm.

I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis

by KingBoris March 21, 2013

Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

by TheBeetle April 5, 2017

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

penis shy

When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.

Jeremy had the opportunity to fuck Alyssa, but would because he's penis shy.

by apple3020 August 27, 2016