Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".
by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009
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Porn Dick

When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much
I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it
by ElijahKreindel September 01, 2009
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Dick

Cannabis, also known as marijuana or marihuana, or ganja (from Hindi/Sanskrit: गांजा gānjā, hemp), is a psychoactive drug extracted from the plant Cannabis sativa, or more often, Cannabis sativa subsp. indica.
You want to smoke some dick?
by anjobanjo January 30, 2009
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Stank Dick

To fuck a chick and have your dick smell like pussy afterwards
Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later
by PseudoNympho666 January 06, 2015
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dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio
This guy was dick eating off my swagger.
by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart January 24, 2014
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Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008
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Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
by The Rockit April 27, 2010
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