Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.

Peanut butter jelly sandwich by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016

ham and cheese sandwich

Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)

Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.

ham and cheese sandwich by Cris Kamurai June 18, 2008

Cork Sandwich Poo 

A poo that will not flush.

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!

Cork Sandwich Poo by Ems August 5, 2003

dogwood sandwich 

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

dogwood sandwich by Cameo March 31, 2005

Nap Sandwich 

When your so poor and you have no food, you choose to have a nap over being so insatiably hungry.

I wish my family had some food, I'm so hungry, I think I need to have a nap sandwich.

Nap Sandwich by dcmcgill February 9, 2009

tomato sandwich 

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.

Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.

tomato sandwich by Rabid Frog August 5, 2009

blam sandwich 

The third level of intoxication, beyond a "good" drunk; beligerant.

Dude, you had alot to drink last night, you puked everywhere.

Bro I was blam sandwiched.

blam sandwich by TOM Boner mackin February 26, 2010