Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?
Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.
Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.
by Rabid Frog August 6, 2009
The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.
by Thunder77_80 August 4, 2004
A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.
"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"
"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
"NO?!"
"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011
A delicious sandwich!!
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"
by Goostaff The Jew November 20, 2005
quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich
by the dark wanderer September 29, 2007
The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014