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Ryan was s the guy you want oiled up in your bed with his ass shaved, bleached, and hairs braided. He is the sexiest nigga alive and should never be left alone. His favorite sex position is cowboy.
Ryan by Bigdaddyman January 13, 2024
Ryan is the most handsome feller in the west, daggum, i oughtta tell you he gots a small tally wacker.
Ryan by Marthur Morgan January 22, 2024
Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
Ryan by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.

I will confess one day, when the time is right.

- Maddie Klein
Someone: “blah blah blah blah Ryan blah blah
Me: !!!!
Ryan by stargirl999 January 27, 2024
Ryan is a man of great looks and all the girls love him for his great jokes
"Ryan is the hottest man in the world"
ryan by hitlar lover January 30, 2024
Ryan by TheMilkMan8000 February 27, 2024