Hamatashen

Jewish dixie-biscuits. A sweet Jewish cookie probably for festive occasions but BJ’s wholesale clubs sells them in bulk for other White people. Anyone can like these cookies in my opinion. Maybe it’s a religious thing?

Let me rub the sensation of the sensuality that the desire and flavor that these hamatashens give me.

by MyPersonalPezDispenser November 15, 2019

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Hammer

This is not a drill

I repeat, this is not a drill (it’s a hammer)

by Kierancraft December 2, 2019

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Hammerbone

To receive the bone hammer in an unexpectedly forceful and violent manner. One should note this doesn’t imply a lack of consent, you volunteered for the situation you find yourself in.

Teacher: Everybody’s doing so good on these tests. We might have to make them a lot harder.
Cole: y’all are about to hammerbone us.

by Tha Big Dumb Missile December 11, 2019

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Hammadonitus

A serious medical disease that makes you have constant mood swings. You will think you are attracted to the same gender and will play with people's feelings
You will be a dick

Cunt face

Titus: I love you so much nonplatonically
Titus 2 minutes later: fuck you hoe, I guess I'm in love with adonai, bye bitch
Girl: I think he has Hammadonitus

by IfYouReadThisYou'reGay October 25, 2019

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Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020

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