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clock-a-lockin

to constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, the way GT does to Maria
GT, stop clock-a-lockin me yo!
by mariafish69 September 10, 2008
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clock back

When a man is receiving oral sex. Before he ejaculates he proceeds to grab the girl by the hair and pull her head back. He then cums into her nose and she proceeds to choke on excrement.
When you give a girl a clock back one of two things will happen. She will either be completely obsessed with you or file a restraining order against you.(African accent)
by Malcolm Xzavior January 21, 2010
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1:30 o'clock

The time of night when the black hole takes over the world and we are transformed into a caniballistic time period.
Run for your lives, it's almost 1:30 o'clock!
by jessicamoreno January 19, 2008
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Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.
Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"
by William Trevorson November 26, 2009
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clocked

to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)
we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.
by Dan Wald April 12, 2006
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Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.
"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"
by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008
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chock'O

Person who thinks they are rather good looking and often rather cut/ripped, unfortunately most of the world thinks these people are wankers.

Originated in Italy in the early 1900's the pandemic has spread to Australia after the millennium where the majority of the boys are now 'Metro Chock'Os' pronounced chock'oooooooo.

Cock'o's are often cut and good looking, they usually score attractive girls, however they leave a path of destruction often leaving female's unsatisfied, fustrated and eventuly turning them lesbian....quickly,

They are the scourge of society in Australia and can usually be found at beaches, gyms and the chicken and protein sections of your local super markets.

Unless you need something to grate your cheese on (AKA their abs) avoid at all costs.
person 1: hey that guy is huge!!

person 2: Yeah man he is cut!

person 3 : What a Chock'oooooo

person 2: hahaha wanker

Or

Chick 1: "hey how'd you go with that guy Brenton?" " he was so big and hot"

Chick 2" Hahaha who Chock'oooooooo boy? what a dud, he was so small and useless i had to play with the goal keeper myself"

Chick 1 " ohh really?"

Chick 2 "i think i love you...will you play with my goal keeper?"

Chick 1 "sure!"
by Turbo 12347 March 30, 2010
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