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[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008
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Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.
by Vastrix July 7, 2010
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Marsha Crosby

A name that you use to substitute for someone else's real name. Can be used in various situations as appropriate.
Girl 1: Who is Marsha Crosby?

Girl 2: My boyfriend didn't want me to talk to Richard anymore, so I changed his name in my phone to Marsha Crosby.

Girl 1: Grade A idea.
by patagoniachavez November 29, 2011
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Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.
Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.
by Ewhaley December 16, 2011
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Parent crossover

When an individual changes his/her personality to the extreme after having a child, causing this person to completely change his/her group of friends. This can be due to drastic lifestyle changes such as no longer going to clubs, or drastic changes in opinion.

Because of the changes attributed to "parent crossover," many people who get married/have kids before age 25 end up breaking up friendships/ties with those who haven't had kids yet.

In many cases, the person was the most promiscuous and drank the most of all of their friends, but completely do a 180 after having the child, next proceeding to criticize their friends who drink/go out, etc.

In some cases the person undergoes this change for the best interest of the child. In other cases, they are simply jealous that all their friends get to go out when they can't.
Woman before parent crossover.......

Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too afraid to go to the mall. Dude, it's just like the normal flu!
Woman before parent crossover: Yea, I'd say it's less severe than the normal flu!

Woman after parent crossover.........
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too paranoid about that
Woman after parent crossover: Oh no! I think swine flu is a huge deal! I want to do the best to protect my baby boy! You guys don't understand because you aren't a parent! Oh, my poor baby boy, everyone should drop everything to worry for my poor baby boy! Blah blah blah!

OR

Woman before parent crossover:

Friend 1: Are you ok, Sally?
Woman before parent crossover: Oh, man, I got so wasted at the club tonight! And I made out with 3 guys! (Throws up and stumbles everywhere)
Friend 2: I hope Sally's ok!

Woman after parent crossover:
Friend 1: Who wants to go out tonight?
Friend 2: Sure, I'm up
Woman after parent crossover: Oh, no! Going out is so tacky! Everyone who goes to clubs is just a cheap ho. You guys obviously have nothing better to do than to just go to clubs and get wasted and talk to a bunch of guys! I'm at home taking care of my baby boy!

Friend 1: What's up with Sally?
Friend 2: She's already had the parent crossover. :(
by Cat85 February 3, 2012
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zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013
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Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
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