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shank

to run up behind someone and yank there pants down, underoos and all.
by Ur MOM May 13, 2005
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spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.
Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1
by Cunning June 27, 2007
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shank

To go to the toilet, in particular, a shit, and have a wank as well
"i've just had the best shank ever bob!"
by Damo Williams July 30, 2008
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shank

A homemade weapon usually made out of old crap lying around like broken glass or metal. A shank usually is only for stabbing and has no cutting edge (like a dart, but a lot bigger and more dangerous).
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.

"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.

I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Nobody else I've asked says this is true, though. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.
-I made a shank and shanked this guy in prison.

-Ahh! I shanked that drive!

-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.
by yeyYAY June 11, 2006
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Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".
1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.
by DJ delerious June 14, 2009
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spankidoodledandily

a desire to partake in a happy if not somewhat insanely motivated slap on ones buttocks!
I feel all spankidoodledandily!
by Lara19 August 3, 2007
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Spanktacular

Spectacular with a kick, or in this case a spank!
I am in a good mood because I am having a spanktacular day!
by Talula Bell February 27, 2009
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