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Cold one

1. Simply beer. Doesn't have to be bud light, but if it is a budlight product, extra cool points for using it!

2. Also, can be used as the ability of feeling buzzed. The effects of drinking beer.
Hey nigga, pick up a 12 pack of drinkability.

Man, she mad cause I got that drinkablilty

Pass me that cold one. All you have is coors and bud light, nigga give me that drinkability.
by Banks3321 July 23, 2009
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On my one

Performing at my best. Proficient. Sharp. Prepared to do well.
There's no better baller (basketball player) than me, this season I'm on my one
by wordem'up October 12, 2011
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one in the chamber

The phenomenon of a turd suddenly and forcefully entering the rectum, signaling an urgent need to expel it.
Oh, man, where's the bathroom...I got one in the chamber.
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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One of each

A £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack
Can I have my one of each I'm chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.
by Constant John February 14, 2009
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porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.
"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"
by Zen Leon April 5, 2010
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Buy One Get One Me

"Buy One Get One Me" is used when shopping for a gift for someone and you find something so great that you have to have one, too!
"Hi Mom, Merry Christmas! Here's a cool shirt. I hope you like it. Isn't it cute! I bought one just like it... I got it "Buy One Get One Me!"
by ElectraKP3 April 9, 2012
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one upper

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous story told. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident, extremely egotistical, filled with jealousy, or a straight up hater. Also see hater JewJealous.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz in cash by myself without even really working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class, my dad has been working for 30 years, 13 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC, a house up in HillBilly land, and a few little doggies. Besides there are alot of little twits who have nice cars that mommy and daddy bought them.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and the other little twits who have nice cars. Mctalks is also a hater when he displays jealousy and makes the statement that McLovin only has a c-class. One uppers are synonymous with haters in the fact that they hate other people because of their success and accomplishments and will attempt to ignore the fact that others are doing better then them.
Resentment is also a characteristic posessed by one uppers and haters, because of there lack of success and motivation they feel it is neccesary to put others achieveing more then them down.
Ex. 2
Mclovin: Yo, I just got a Kompressor benz all black, HID's, and 17' sport rims.
Baker: Thats a poor mans Benz I'm whippin a 87 Thunderbird with 126,000 miles on it.
by Dr. Mclovin January 14, 2008
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