bag weld

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.

Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"

by g-othermal October 18, 2008

Fuck Bags

Vulgar term used to describe condoms.

Hold on a minute Jenny. I've got to purchase the economy pack of fuck bags for the trip to Vegas!

by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011

Bag Lady

A young girl or woman who has nothing financially. She will make it her mission to find and align herself with someone either on the come up or someone already famous and set up financially to gain clout and to secure a bag.

Follower 1: Despite him being one of the richest and most successful entertainer in the world he can’t seem to find love.
Follower 2: Yeah I know he just seems to find one bag lady after another.

by Starving Artist246 November 28, 2022

The sleeping bag

The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it

When I looked back at him he was giving me the sleeping bag

by Og_mudbone April 2, 2009

Skittle Bag

A phrase used to describe someone who acts in a homosexual manner.

Clay Aiken

Used in a sentence:
"Brian your such a skittle bag."

by Tony Powers December 21, 2008

jag-bag

A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag

Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag

by Rodeo Cowboy August 8, 2009

Beef Bag

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.

Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016